For the slammed crowd who live by the “low car, no passengers” rule—our “No Fat Chicks Car Will Scrape” LED keychain is the perfect way to show off your commitment to the static life (and your sense of humor).
Crafted from tough-as-nails 1/4″ acrylic, this keychain is built to handle the bumps your chassis barely clears. With 7 bold LED colors (Blue, Red, Green, Teal, Yellow, Pink, White) and three lighting modes—steady, pulse, and strobe—it’s a hilarious and eye-catching addition to your keys, bag, or rearview.
USB-rechargeable, eco-conscious, and proudly made by a US-based, veteran-owned business. Whether you’re aired out or scraping static, this keychain’s for you.
Add it to your setup and let the world know—your clearance is low, but your standards are higher than your oil pan.
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